What does the universe want from you? Is there, up in the ethereal realm, some angel monitoring your every move and keep a running tally of whether your actions deserve reward or punishment? Few of us imagine this any more. What would be the point? Don't humans reward themselves wherever they can, whenever they can? And aren't we just as inclined to punish ourselves at the slightest excuse? This weekend will bring you the kind of weekend you think you deserve. Now, what do you think you deserve?